Funny Quotes

"Phew. I need a drink of my wine!" -Mira 

While eating a snack of pretzels...

Ian: "Rrrrawrrrr. Rawwr. RRraaawar."

Mira: "Why are you a dinosaur?"

Ian: "I'm gaurding my pieces."

Both kids: "Rrrawr. Rrrrraaaawwwr. Rawr."

At a last attempt to put Ian down for a nap we are laying on opposite ends of the couch. Ian puts his cold toes on my belly...

Ian: "Tickle, Tickle"
I hide my face so he can't see me smile! It REALLY tickles.
Me: "Ian, please close your eyes."
Ian: "Ok. One eye closed. One eye open. One eye closed. One eye open."

Mira to Ian: Come here or get a time out. 

....seconds later....

Mira to Emily: Emily, stamp or time out?

Me: What?

Mira with serious face: stamp or time out?

Me: stamp.

Mira: okay, give me your hand.

I gave her my hand and she pretend stamps it.

Ian talking to his spider hat:

"You're my favorite spider!" 

Me: "Mira, it looks like you need a diaper change. You've got a soggy bottom."

Mira: "No. I. Do. Not. Have. A. Soggy. Bottom. I have a nice bottom."

Emily: "Ian you crack me up!" 

Ian: Concerned look. "Where did I crack you Emily?" 

Emily: "That's just a saying. It means you make me laugh."

Ian:"Can you show me where you have a crack?"

Mira: High pitched toddler scream followed by forced tears.

Emily: "Mira, what is the matter?"

Mira: "I need Ian to focus."

"I'm a a baby sea turtle! Swim to the ocean! Swim to the ocean!" -Ian